Wednesday I took close to a four hour car ride and a lot of things dawned on me during this trek. Below are a list of things that I figured out on the way. 1. Being alone in a car is by far the best time to be alone. 2. Nobody ever comments on your singing ability while driving...I was singing Saw Red by Sublime w/Gwen Stefani at the top of my lungs. Followed by Dream Boy/Dream Girl by Cynthia and Johnny O (I think), and finally What's My Age Again by Blink 182. Which made me wonder. Is there a better verse in a song than "I called up your mom, said I was the cops, your husbands in jail, the state looks down on sodomy." 3. State Troopers are lovely human beings. I passed four on the way. Doing 72 in a 55, doing 74 in a 55, doing 82 in a 65 and doing 70 in a 55. Only once did they pull out, but some jackass blew by me and they went after him instead. Phew! 4. Old people really like driving. The average age of he people I saw driving was about 70. 5. Ho